I have INFINITE homework to do; so now is as good as any a time to re-involve myself in what is definitely the most futile activity on this planet. Expect long, wayward commentary on how the American education system cauterizes innocent young minds, turning them into workaholic zombies, amongst other topics. Plus, we still have to talk about the Russian lady who did not know English, but still was intent on conversing with me through all of my Frankfurt-Detroit flight, the scary consequences that lateral inversion has for pedestrians, and how this sentence is way longer than it should be.

Plus, we will talk about my newly acquired, extremely awesome, svelte, beautiful, dark eyed, dark haired, imaginary Spanish girlfriend. Or maybe not.

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