They have this "Compare People" application on Facebook that I added just for kicks. It's an incredibly spam-laden, devious application, but it turns out there's a lot of people using it. Here's a summary of my attributes, as voted upon by my "friends":
| losses | wins | %age | ||
| cooler | 0 | 1 | 100% | |
| better body | 0 | 3 | 100% | |
| funnier | 0 | 1 | 100% | |
| rather travel with | 0 | 1 | 100% | |
| more loyal | 1 | 3 | 75% | |
| smarter | 1 | 3 | 75% | |
| better listener | 5 | 2 | 28% | |
| rather get stuck in handcuffs with | 2 | 1 | 33% | |
| more entertaining | 4 | 1 | 20% | |
| kinder | 4 | 0 | 0% | |
| can drink more | 2 | 1 | 33% | |
| more entertaining | 4 | 1 | 20% |
So they think I'm cool, have a "better body" (ahem), am smart, funny and loyal. But they'd rather get handcuffed to someone else, probably someone who is "kinder", but can "drink more" and is more "entertaining".
I guess my takeaway from this is : All my friends are drunken shallow psychopaths. But I still love you all, you crazy people.
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