Well, I open my much-spammed Yahoo Mail Inbox, and here's what I see:

Going by the forms I filled while signing up, I think Yahoo already knows I'm 19 years old, and definitely grown out of the "out-of-control" stage. As far as I know. I don't think people have babies at my age, usually. I don't think its common for 19 year olds to have infant siblings either. Then why should I be offered such wonderous deals? Ms. Wenda, I have two words for you. Targeted Advertising.

And I have two words for my my awesome, intelligent, adorable readers too: Merry Christmas! Hope you're having the time of your lives.