Archive - Sep 2008

Date

September 2nd

it's like you don't even know me

They have this "Compare People" application on Facebook that I added just for kicks. It's an incredibly spam-laden, devious application, but it turns out there's a lot of people using it. Here's a summary of my attributes, as voted upon by my "friends":

losses wins %age
cooler 0 1 100%
better body 0 3 100%
funnier 0 1 100%
rather travel with 0 1 100%
more loyal 1 3 75%
smarter 1 3 75%
better listener 5 2 28%
rather get stuck in handcuffs with 2 1 33%
more entertaining 4 1 20%
kinder 4 0 0%
can drink more 2 1 33%
more entertaining 4 1 20%

So they think I'm cool, have a "better body" (ahem), am smart, funny and loyal. But they'd rather get handcuffed to someone else, probably someone who is "kinder", but can "drink more" and is more "entertaining".

I guess my takeaway from this is : All my friends are drunken shallow psychopaths. But I still love you all, you crazy people.

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