Archive - Feb 4, 2008

Date

the advice vending machine

Friend: i need some sane talking to
Me: :D
Me: This is the Sane Talking To Machine. Select your preference:
1. Diatribe about how men are not going to swarm you, you have to look for them
2. Lecture on how happy pills can only get you so far
3. Random Screaming about how other people are people too, and you’re not special
Friend: 3

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