The Typography of Girl’s Asses, by Alexander Cheek. Ironic last name, Mr. Alexander. Also take a look at dottedlinegirl’s tribute to conformity. Ass-print tracks are one of the few good innovations America’s produced in the recent past. However, this is one trend I would not like to have copied, cloned and passed on to the rather differently endowed hep auntijis of my beloved country. To imagine Mrs. Prabhakar on her early morning walk, wearing the latest ripoff Guchchi pants proclaiming “CUT PRICESS” (cute princess, get it?). Oh, the horror.