Veteran readers of this weblog might remember an attempt at starting a themed selection of blog posts of this title, wherein I ponder upon possible encounters with various members of the fairer sex. Here's one for Valentine's Day, which also happens to be the day I was born. Some people call it a fortunate coincidence, but I disagree:
Me: "Hey there. It's my birthday today."
Her:"Duh. Can't you guys come up with anything better?"
Me: "No, really! it is my birthday!."
Her: "Creep." (walks off)