Archive - 2004

July 17th

letters to the weblogger

Anuj Arora responds to my weblog post:

"If you're an extremely boring person, I will seem like a very good listener to you. In reality, I'll be thinking about recursive activation spread functions or
things like that."

this, of course makes you what? :-P

~A

Well it's atleast less boring than thinking about the latest model of dual-core titanium plated whammy bars and 128 channel bandpass preamplifiers or somecrapliketha

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July 16th

Arnab's guide to meeting Arnab

A few things:

  • I don't look like the picture above. I used to. Now I don't.
  • I look more or less like Pierce Brosnan, only shorter, darker and slightly less handsome.
  • I don't look like what I used to a few months ago.
  • I have no freaking idea why I seem to look "changed", or different to people, so don't try to bring that into the conversation. I will not like it if you do. Imagine when you come pick up your own mother at the airport, and she trolleys past you. The same mother who's known you for over 21 years.
  • Yes I am 21 years old. But I act younger.
  • I like to slide on shiny tiling in malls and stores, and suchlike. If that embarasses you, you're too old to be meeting me anyway.
  • If you ever say "grow up" during our meet up, I will leave immediately.
  • I am new to Mumbai. That makes me a guest, and you are thus the host. Guests don't pay for lunch. Or dinner. Hope you catch my thrift drift.
  • If you're an extremely boring person, I will seem like a very good listener to you. In reality, I'll be thinking about recursive activation spread functions or things like that.
  • I'm also a very sweet, fun and friendly person. I might sound presumptuous here, but I'm not, you low life!

Disclaimer: In case I've met you recently, these facts have absolutely nothing to do with you. Seriously. They are based on things I thought up while riding on the FourTwentyTwo this morning, and on irritating people I met long back.

Next post: Arnab's guide for media people.

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July 9th

ooh shiny!

I got myself one of these: http://www.cse.iitb.ac.in/~arnab

Cool, na? :)

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July 1st

first day of the rest of my life

Greetings to all my dear readers from the awesome (and now quite humid) city of Mumbai! I don't have much time right now, but here are a few points I'd like to out down as a personal note-to-self:

  • Never, ever, ever transport 17 inch monitors via passenger train
  • After detaching your hard disk and keeping it safely in your sling bag, remember to alter your behaviour of throwing the bag into chairs / other places to sit.
  • When someone at the station asks you "What's in the box?", it is not required to be a wiseass and answer "Nothing much, just a bomb".
  • And don't be a wiseass especially if the person asking has a Government of India identity card in his pocket.

Yeah, that's about it for now.

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June 26th

last post!

So long, Delhi! College is over, and in a few days, I begin a new chapter of my life. Somehow the concept of going to work freaks me out. Makes me feel "grown up"; a state of mind I am completely unfamiliar with. Anyway, I'll keep the "growing up" rant for some other blogpost. There's oodles of packing to do. My next post will be from aamchi Mumbai.

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June 24th

critical mass

I haven't written for a while.

While the readers of this weblog are quite familiar with (and hopefully accustomed to) my sporadic disappearances, the reasons behind these lapses are not often the same. Sometimes it's because I'm awfully busy. Hard to believe, but I do get quite busy at times. And then sometimes, the world around me is just too monotonous and uninteresting to write about.

But there are these other times, when you're exposed to so much; in terms of experiences and documentable events; that you find yourself caught in a dilemma - whether to do my best and capture the sensory flood for the benefit of future review, or to just sit back and be witness to the journey that is your life.

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June 12th

As Foul a Pessimist as Ever Bit a Tiger

A guest post by Aadisht Khanna

Greetings, gentle readers. Arnab has a final viva coming up. He can’t post, so he’s given you guys a special treat- a guest post by me.

Today, we will talk about pessimism.

Until about a year ago, Nub and me were editors at a community blog and content site called Timepasstown (Version 3). TpT3 died, but fear not, TpT4 is ‘coming soon’.

TpT3 was wonderful. There was enlightened discussion on things like Maggi Noodles. There were Monday Conspiracies, which I haven’t written since TpT went down. There were music reviews. And there were comments to all of these.

Alas, there were also pessimists.

Now, I’m a libertarian. Not a fervent one- I’m not fervent about anything (except perhaps Preity Zinta)- but a libertarian nonetheless. If people want to be pessimistic, I don’t put obstacles in their way. They can go ahead and do what they like. All the same, if you’re an editor of a community website and you’re interested in keeping people coming there, pessimists are trouble. No, wait. They’re Trouble.

The problem that springs to mind is that they depress the other users. They spew gloom and doom over the front page and inner pages, and even in the comments. Pretty soon, the happier users get put off. No more TimepassTown, they say. It’ll just sour our digestion and cramp our happy disposition. Let’s head to Freshlimesoda instead. And soon your active users dwindle, and your

This isn’t the whole problem.

You might think that if they scare off the optimists it’s not all that bad. After all, the pessimists will still be left. Sure, your community website might tend towards the dark and despondent, but at least the community will be there.

That’s where you’re wrong. You might have a community for a month, but then it’ll fall apart. This happens for two reasons.

The first is that the pessimistic poster was pessimistic because he- or she- was unlucky in love. This leads him- or her- to undergo a creative spurt and write mordant poetry, cynical stories and soul searching articles. This spurt lasts for three months and then subsides.

So, after three months, the pessimistic poster is a spent force. You can’t rely on him- or her- to keep writing for your website. The feast of reason and flow of soul is effectively over.

The other reason is that the pessimistic poster commits suicide, and is then totally useless to your website, not to mention the rest of the world.

What I’m getting at, then, is- if you want your blog to be successful, or to be the life and soul of the party at the new, bigger-and-better TpT4 (which will be planned, designed, implemented and launched ‘Any Day Now’), be an optimist. Or a pragmatist. A spiritualist, even- people will lap up the otherworldy stuff. But never a pessimist. It kills readership.

On that note, goodbye.

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May 30th

reader's blog entry

Since I've been suferring from a sudden drought of creativity, I take a page from Aadisht's book: The next blog entry(and more if possible) will be for the reader, from the reader. Use the Contact Page to send me questions, comments, bouquets, brickbats, marriage proposals, anything. I shall then repond to your messages in the forthcoming weblog entries.

So what are you waiting for? Fire away, my dear readers!

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May 28th

this needs to happen

Queer Eye for the KKK Guy.

Considering the size of my last few posts, maybe I should get myself one of those linkblog thingies.

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